We promise: the only thing that sucks is the name β€” not the experience!

But hey, at least you'll remember our website! Our Florida DHSMV-approved course is like a Netflix binge, but for becoming a better driver (and way more useful than watching cats on TikTok).

⭐ Rated "Doesn't Actually Suck" by 99.9% of students*
*The other 0.1% were probably having a bad day

Let's Be Real: What Actually Sucks vs. What Doesn't

What Actually Sucks

❌Getting a ticket (ouch, your wallet!)
❌Sitting in traffic court
❌Your insurance rates going up
❌Explaining to your parents why you can't drive
❌Our domain name (we know, we know...)

What Doesn't Suck

βœ…Our 4-hour course (it's actually fun!)
βœ…Getting your license back
βœ…Insurance discounts (cha-ching! πŸ’°)
βœ…Not having to sit in a stuffy classroom
βœ…Learning to be a driving ninja πŸ₯·

Why Take Our Course? πŸ€”
(Besides Having an Awesome Story About Our Domain Name)

Our 4-hour defensive driving course is educational, entertaining, and approved by Florida's DHSMV. Think of it as driver's ed, but with more jokes and less awkward teenage memories! πŸ˜…

πŸ† Florida DHSMV Approved (They Don't Care About Our Domain Name)

Complete this TLSAE program and you can:

Get Your License! 🎫

Satisfy the state requirement for education (because apparently they want you to know things)

Satisfy the Judge πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ

Complete court-ordered defensive driving instruction* (much better than community service!)

Impress Your Boss πŸ‘”

Meet employer requirements (show them you're responsible... mostly)

Save Money! πŸ’°

Earn insurance discounts (finally, adulting pays off!)

Become a Driving Superhero πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Learn to be a safer driver and refresh your skills (because we all have that one friend who shouldn't be driving...)

*Pro Tip: Certificates aren't automatically sent to Florida courts. You gotta do that yourself! (We know, more paperwork... but hey, at least you're almost done!)

Some Totally Real* Statistics About Our Course

99.9%

Students who don't actually think we suck

4

Hours that feel like 2 (we're that good)

∞

Times you'll tell people about our domain name

$$$

Money saved on insurance (actual amount varies)

*Statistics may be slightly exaggerated for comedic effect

Certificate & ProcessingThe Boring But Important Stuff

The paperwork part (this is where things might actually suck a little, but we make it as painless as possible)

Next Business Day Delivery πŸ“¬

Certificates are processed and delivered the following business day. (We're fast, but we're not Amazon... yet)

Rush Delivery Available ⚑

Need it faster? We can expedite for $15. (Because sometimes life happens and you need that certificate ASAP)

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Oops Insurance πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

There's a $15 fee to fix and resubmit certificates to FLHSMV. Double-check your info to avoid this! (We've all been there...)

πŸ†˜ Here to Help πŸ†˜

Our friendly customer support staff are here to help! We get asked about our domain name approximately 47 times per day, so don't worry - you won't be the first! πŸ˜„

Call Us! πŸ“ž

904-297-5964

For when you need to hear a human voice

Text Us! πŸ’¬

480-999-4396

For the millennials and Gen Z folks

Email Us! πŸ“§

[email protected]

For the detailed question askers

Ready to Not Suck at Driving? πŸš—πŸ’¨

Join thousands of students who've completed our course and lived to tell the tale! (And yes, they all survived our domain name too)

πŸŽ‰ Join the "I Survived DefensiveDriving.sucks" club today!